David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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