Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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