We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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