Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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