I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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