O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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