Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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