I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
