Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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