I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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