We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
