After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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