Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
worst night to have a conscience
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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