Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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