you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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