ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
nutella sex= disaster
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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