16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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