Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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