i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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