Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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