I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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