so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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