if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
don't judge my taste in strippers
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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