...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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