Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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