too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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