I'm jealous of your bromance
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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