Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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