It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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