I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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