Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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