My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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