I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I'm jealous of your bromance
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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