Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I had to cum in my sink.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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