I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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