That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
