There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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