just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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