If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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