Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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