He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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