I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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