theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Randomize
