she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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