like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
