I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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