Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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