It's Friday. Sex?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
