It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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