he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
