someone threw a dead crab at me
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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