Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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