Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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