what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
this will be a night to untag.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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