Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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